Some are certifiable....

Waiting in the wings....to be announced....the Tooth Fairy...waves her magic wand....tinkling as she walks(NO, the teeth around her neck, stoopid) walking in beauty....finally the time comes....she walks up to her first child...."Open your mouth", she says..many, many teeth are missing "Child, you are getting blad headed in the mouth!", she twitters to the next child...."open your mouth," she orders. The child shakes his head back and forth..."OPEN YOUR MOUTH", she orders. He shakes his head 'no' again. "O P E N" she says. He opens his mouth, with a wicked smile on his curling lips, gooey with caramel, candy, crackers and food, shining from the depths of the cavern behind his teeth, "WAIT", she says, I think I am going to rrraaaalllllpppphhh!